The Bloomberg Killer — Pro-Grade Valuation in 5 Minutes Per Stock

If you have access to a Bloomberg terminal — through work, school, or paid — this model is the only file you need to value any stock in 5 minutes.
Type the ticker. Pull 15 years of quarterly data automatically. Get 3 valuation views (P/E, EV/EBITDA, FCF) instantly. See the asymmetry between price and value at a glance. This is exactly how I value every company I look at.
WHAT YOU GET:
One-cell ticker input — BMQL formulas pull every line item from Bloomberg automatically.
15 years of quarterly historical data — No copy-pasting. No CSV exports. No data-entry errors.
Free cash flow calculator — Per-share fair value with three scenarios.
Valuation comparables — P/E, EV/EBITDA, EV/Revenue, P/TBV all built in.
5-minute workflow — Ticker in, fair-value range out. The same time it takes to make a coffee.
REQUIREMENT: You must have access to a Bloomberg terminal with the BMQL Excel add-in installed. If you don't, this is useless to you — buy The Truth Machine instead (it works on any data source).
WHO THIS IS FOR: Buy-side analysts. Sell-side analysts in their first 3 years. Sophisticated retail investors with terminal access. Anyone whose job depends on valuation throughput.
FORMAT: Excel (.xlsx) with embedded BMQL formulas. Instant download. One-time payment, yours forever.